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    #1

    Batman's ID

    K here is how it goes !!


    Airport Security : What's your Name?

    Passenger : Batman

    Airport Security : Your real name please?

    Passenger : My name is Bat-Man

    Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

    Passenger : Superman


    Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room



    Then they checked his Passport... (attached)





    LOOOOOL this is extremely funny :rofl:
    Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit

    2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
    Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
    Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
    2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
    Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
    Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
    2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
    Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
    1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
    Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
    Need Assistance?
    eMail:    Rafik@bmwclubuae.com


    @Rafik_Jabbour (Link)
    Tags: batman
    #2
    Dude, picture is a white box with a red X in the middle. Not loading !
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      #3
      n now ?
      Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit

      2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
      Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
      Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
      2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
      Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
      Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
      2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
      Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
      1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
      Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
      Need Assistance?
      eMail:      Rafik@bmwclubuae.com


      @Rafik_Jabbour (Link)

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        #4
        looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!

        is this real or PS?
        Meskovic
        this is as far as i understand (correct me if i am wrong) a public forum, where people share ideas on how to make the bmw lifestyle better and more pleasurable and enjoyable..where we benefit from others mistakes and learn from our own ,share experiences..all in a common goal to make everything and everyone better, not the opposite.. do i need to remind everyone of all the laughs we had and how many times we shared food and shisha together..how many times we all stayed up late to fix anothers friend (brother) issues?? This is what makes a community, us, people..a common understanding and fellowship..respect

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          #5
          its real !!! ..... thts whts shocking !
          Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit

          2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
          Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
          Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
          2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
          Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
          Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
          2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
          Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
          1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
          Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
          Need Assistance?
          eMail:          Rafik@bmwclubuae.com


          @Rafik_Jabbour (Link)

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            #6
            are you sure its not photochop? man!!!!! his name is the best!!!! FTMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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              #7
              lolol i know man .... i dun really think tht the pronunciation is like how its written though ......but at least its very close to it lol
              Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit

              2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
              Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
              Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
              2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
              Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
              Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
              2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
              Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
              1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
              Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
              Need Assistance?
              eMail:              Rafik@bmwclubuae.com


              @Rafik_Jabbour (Link)

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                #8
                i also got this by email.. i think it's a PS coz the name & some other text is more black than the rest :dunno:

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                  #9
                  LoLz, ive seen this and its actually funny, no matter real or fake :D

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RiFo View Post
                    K here is how it goes !!


                    Airport Security : What's your Name?

                    Passenger : Batman

                    Airport Security : Your real name please?

                    Passenger : My name is Bat-Man

                    Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

                    Passenger : Superman


                    Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room



                    Then they checked his Passport... (attached)





                    LOOOOOL this is extremely funny :rofl:
                    That is good one...
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