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Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit
2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
Need Assistance?
eMail:Rafik@bmwclubuae.com
@Rafik_Jabbour (Link)
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News reporter fail !
[YOUTUBE]L91_K-s4pMM[/YOUTUBE]Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit
2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
Need Assistance?
eMail:Rafik@bmwclubuae.com
@Rafik_Jabbour (Link)
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:lol:
E36 1996 325 coupe MT + supercharged RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech + Bolt On's CURRENT
E30 1989 325 M50 Mtech coupe MT + RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech coupe AT SOLD
E30 1991 325 low 4door AT SOLD
E30 1988 320 ac schnitzer 4door AT RIP
E36 1992 325 M50nv MT DRIFT/RACE CAR CURRENT
E34 1991 525 ac schnitzer Daily CURRENT
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:laughhard:
E36 1996 325 coupe MT + supercharged RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech + Bolt On's CURRENT
E30 1989 325 M50 Mtech coupe MT + RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech coupe AT SOLD
E30 1991 325 low 4door AT SOLD
E30 1988 320 ac schnitzer 4door AT RIP
E36 1992 325 M50nv MT DRIFT/RACE CAR CURRENT
E34 1991 525 ac schnitzer Daily CURRENT
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is he real kid or a dwarf? im confused :D
E60 M5: LCI OEM Tail Light, CF Front/Side Grill, Bright White Angel eyes"
E46-Sold: OEM MtechII, Eisenmann exhaust (2x83mm), Bilstein sport shocks, H&R sprot springs, 18” OEM rims (F:225, R:255), M3 auto folding/heated mirrors, clear (LEDs tail lights/corners/sides), Orion V2 angel eyes, Xenoflo HID bulb (6000K) low beam, CF (interior/knob/steering wheel trim/doors handles/grille), Alcantara (gear boot/hand brake)
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Dogs attack........ a POLICE CRUISER !!
[YOUTUBE]BAc9k7vJ9Zk[/YOUTUBE]Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit
2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
Need Assistance?
eMail:Rafik@bmwclubuae.com
@Rafik_Jabbour (Link)
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Guys, what I'm about to tell you is all true life situation! And it all happened on one flight sitting next to an American blonde:
Blonde: Where are you from?
Me: Bahrain
Blonde: Is that out west?
Me: No its actually in the Middle East.
Blonde: You mean Texas?
Me: ............
So after taking out my ID card and showing her what appeared to say "State of Bahrain" on the front of the card.. she turns to me and says:
"Well I'll be damned.. and I thought we only had 52 states"
Me: .............
Then she snaps her fingers and says:
"Oh wait, yes Bahrain.... I've been there"
Me: Really?
Blonde: Yes, we took a cruise last year with my girlfriends and visited all your islands
Me: Cruise? Islands?
Blonde: Yes, we spent the night at Nassau too
Me: Don't you mean Bahamas?
Blonde: ..............
True story swear to God!
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Hahaha !!Drive To The Satisfaction... A Dreamer's Pursuit
2013 F10 M5 - M Drivers Package
Alpine White / Sakhir Orange
Mods: ZCP Kidney Grilles
2009 E92 M3 - M Drivers Package
Melbourne Red / Imola Red [Manual] (SOLD)
Mods: Full Catless AlphaMale Performance Valvetronic Exhaust | Macht Schnell Stage 2 Air Intake | H&R Lowering Springs | ECS Tuning Spacers | Carbon Fiber Front Splitters | Glossy Black Kidney Grilles | Plasti-Dipped Fender Grilles | LCI Tail Lights | Carbon Fiber H-Style Diffuser | Stage 2 Tune (Simon MotorSport) | Macht Schnell Pulleys | Carbon Fiber LowKick Trunk Spoiler
2003 E46 M3 - Carbon Black / Imola Red (BLOWN)
Mods: Rear Smoked LEDs | Front Smoked Corner Lights | 4300K Phillips 85122+ Bulbs | BMC Drop-In Panel | Matt Black Kidney Grilles | 7500K CCFL | Matt Black Side Grilles | FOX SS Muffler | VIEZU Remap | CSL Carbon Fiber Splitters | EvoSport Under Drive Pulley Kit | K&N Cold Air Intake | K&N Scoops | Hawk Carbon-Ceramic Brake Pads | R1Concepts Zinc-Coated Cross-Drilled Rotors | Agency Power Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines | Hyper Black M3 Competition Rims | FXR Bi-Xenon Projectors w/ Clear Lenses | 70% 3M Tinting
1997 E39 528i - Champagne Beige / Sand Beige (SOLD)
Mods: Front & Rear OEM Facelift | K&N Cold Air Intake | Straight Pipes | MAF Delete | Custom Made Air Intake Elbow | 3.15 LSD Differential | SplitFire Spark Plugs | E36-7 Z3 OEM 17" Rims | 50% 3M Tinting
Need Assistance?
eMail:Rafik@bmwclubuae.com
@Rafik_Jabbour (Link)
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