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    REVENGE ON CAR DOOR BASHERS !!!

    How many times have you guys had you car doors bashed into by idiots parking to close???
    Well guess what? I have come up with a simple but affective sollution.
    PARTS REQUIRED:
    1.CAR ALARM SHOCK SENSORs (100 DHS)
    2.SCREEN WASH PUMP (55 DHS)
    3.8 FEET OF FLEXI SCREEN WASH PIPE (45 DHS)
    4.BRAKE FLUID CAN (USED BRAKE FLUID WOULD DO THE JOB)
    5.FOR INSTALLATION SEE ME AT THE "X" CENTRE

    Its function: When an idiot parks to close to your pride and joy and bashes your door,the shock sensor picks up any knocks (adjustable)to your car and activates the pump and thus spray you no what all over idiots car.These pipes are hidden under your car side sills and are safe from spraying on your own car.Tested in the UK on all my mates cars.

    #2
    hehe... very sneaky Shak and completely tempting!!!

    already giving it a thought... u might get a call sometime after the holidays!
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      #3
      1.ahmad.alkhalil
      2.bruno


      i have not suffered from such incidents since i don't park my car next to strangers... but would love to have this brake oil spraying system mounted on ma car

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        #4
        Interesting ! But what Im worried about is, what if the idiot bashes my car and the sensors from my car splash the brake fluid back on the idiot's car, he might get angry and bang my car more badly than the first time :dunno:

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          #5
          nice idea shak but i'm worried about 2 points:
          1) what if someone just walking by ur car touched ur car, then you'll spray on the nearby cars & it's not the owner's fault??
          2) would it spray on both sides? you would be punishing 2 cars while 1 was at fault.
          :dunno:



          Originally posted by SSense View Post
          Interesting ! But what Im worried about is, what if the idiot bashes my car and the sensors from my car splash the brake fluid back on the idiot's car, he might get angry and bang my car more badly than the first time :dunno:
          you can always use a 555 timer that delays like 20sec before it starts spraying.. if the guy just parked then he would've already walked away, if he's getting in his car then he can't see ur spray :D

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            #6
            Originally posted by Haissam View Post
            nice idea shak but i'm worried about 2 points:
            1) what if someone just walking by ur car touched ur car, then you'll spray on the nearby cars & it's not the owner's fault??
            2) would it spray on both sides? you would be punishing 2 cars while 1 was at fault.
            :dunno:




            you can always use a 555 timer that delays like 20sec before it starts spraying.. if the guy just parked then he would've already walked away, if he's getting in his car then he can't see ur spray :D
            Yeah, the timer solves the confusion.. :thanks:

            Whereas for your question, I think it will only spray when the sensor senses that the door has been bashed.. I dont think it will spray on both the sides :nono:

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              #7
              then you'll either need 2 pumps or some kind of motorized valve the opens only the side that was affected :)

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                  #9
                  30 second delay (555 ic timer) it waits for the idiot to walk away and then only sprays the side thats bashed.Vibrations will not set the senors off,so innocent people walking by will not get there clothes stripped of them by the brake fluid????:lol:

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                    #10
                    I would like to see a video demonstration!!! Pleaaaase!!! :)
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                      #11
                      +1 for video!

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                        #12
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                          #13
                          I want one, will contact u soon!
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                          this is as far as i understand (correct me if i am wrong) a public forum, where people share ideas on how to make the bmw lifestyle better and more pleasurable and enjoyable..where we benefit from others mistakes and learn from our own ,share experiences..all in a common goal to make everything and everyone better, not the opposite.. do i need to remind everyone of all the laughs we had and how many times we shared food and shisha together..how many times we all stayed up late to fix anothers friend (brother) issues?? This is what makes a community, us, people..a common understanding and fellowship..respect

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                            #14
                            No need for a bloody video, I'm having one of them wet dreams! Revenge never felt so satisfying...Wish I knew about it when I was back in AD, they RAPED my vert in the parkings there :mad:

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Haissam View Post
                              nice idea shak but i'm worried about 2 points:
                              1) what if someone just walking by ur car touched ur car, then you'll spray on the nearby cars & it's not the owner's fault??
                              2) would it spray on both sides? you would be punishing 2 cars while 1 was at fault.
                              :dunno:




                              you can always use a 555 timer that delays like 20sec before it starts spraying.. if the guy just parked then he would've already walked away, if he's getting in his car then he can't see ur spray :D
                              and if a police vehicle parks next to you....:kaboom:


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