BMW Ricers Thread!!

[Bruno]

what on earth is this?
notice how low the seats are sitting... gangsta style!

ernest i'll buy you 2

[ernest]

thats spiderman's bimmer in his next movie! hahaha! so cool and i would love to drive it around hahaha! thanks bruno your the best! i only need one you can drive the other one around wearing a spidey costume hahaha!

[RAFiK]

LOL ..... that is a meal of rice !!

[SewerSideUp]

I hope I never see that ba$tard next to me at a stop light !
Wheel wrench it is !

[itsmeyousef]

lol

[SSense]

Look at the camry, he's got a decal on his car just like the Alpina, instead of Alpina he's written Camry. LoLz at these guys :P

[Moe]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at UFO'S

[ahmad.alkhalil]

loool @ the white X5 :rofl:


Rice #4:
545i :cry: advertised on souq.com, seller says:

Well,
"
I have modified this car only on exterior. because the engine is already sports specified.

The Body kit is specialy made and brought from germany at the price of 11,495 Euro (67,000Dh) and the paint work is done by special Lamborghini Gallardo Orange Color formula, with double shade. IT becomes dark at Night and Bright in Day. The paint work is done 35,000Dh. So roughlt i have spent 100,000Dh on its body work.

It got Massage Seats with A/C system. got digita wind screen meter and analogue at stearing wheel. and single round cut with steering wheel..
"

i particularly love:
- how he failed to install the quad exhausts (coz there's some plastics that need to be removed on the right side of a non-M 5er)
- the orange color formula is from a gallardo :drool:
- he couldn't afford changing the stock rims, u know he already spent 100k on bodykit & paint :read:
- elephant ears (aka mirrors) stick out nicely in orange! :bow:
- i never really got the point from the black & orange paint job even on bentley's & lambo's :ghey:
- windshield sticker can be read from at least 200m



:thanks2:

GOD DAMN THAT'S UGLY!!! sorry I'm a little slow with the forum these days!

[BMWe46]

hahaha love the king ! needs a kong on the other side :P

i lol'd irl :rofl:

[Ayham]

and that camry next to it with red leather! hahaha :rofl:

That's Alpine White III with Imola Red leather :rofl:

Haven't you heard? We merged with TOYOTA...We now work for them!!

[the eldest boy]

OK, so i didn't take these photo's, nor are they BMW's so i'm going slightly , but you've got to check out http://www.yourcarisshit.com/worst_cars.asp. I'll try to find some Beemers...







Enjoy!

PS - that Batman one is the funniest thing i've ever seen :clap:

[Haissam]

yeah seen that site before.. that purple car would look good as a tissue box!

[the eldest boy]

Funny site, but real BMW lovers should only look with caution as this may make you :puke:

http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm



I wish i had army decal on my M3 :cry:

[Haissam]

Funny site, but real BMW lovers should only look with caution as this make make you :puke:

http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare.htm



I wish i had army decal on my M3 :cry:

i mean even if the guy wanted a "military theme", what the hell is the red for?? :puke:

[Amarant]

omg!

my virgin eyes!!!!

oh in the name of god WHYYYYY!

and lol @ eldestboy, i was gonna post that link, it's just horror x horror!